defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022

baton

A fat joint, usually a cone.

Let's smoke that baton.

by joynt May 13, 2005

Baton Rouge

A soul-sucking town full of insular would-be hipsters that relish fresh meat for their tired old rumor-mill. Also, a city where pretty much everyone has fucked everyone else. Finally, a place to get the FUCK OUT OF.

Q: What do you think of Baton Rouge?

A: It fucking sucks. I hate it. Don't go there, ever.

by Outtaheresoon August 16, 2011

Goth Bating

Watching a scary movie, while punching penis.

John-"Hey Adam, what are you doing tonight?"
Adam-"Me? I'm going to go Goth Bating to SawII, its the best."

by Aaron Wallach February 10, 2007

balionk

A dirty ho who cheats on you to have sex with you mother!

You are such a Balionk!

by Megan Skogsbergh April 16, 2005

bastion main.

he who uses bastion shall get play of the game people say. thats a fucking lie XDDD i play bastion all the time and never get play of the game even XD. now stop hating on bastion. he is meant to be a defensive powerhouse. and all you need is to coordinate with ur team and boom. dead bastion. besides if you play on console good chance is u bought the game. so let people play who they want. they bought it to play the game not be be bullied bc they like a hero. bastion is staying in overwatch and bastion is not getting nerfed cause hes fine where he is at now. so shut up and play the game.

we need to coordinate to take down that bastion main.

by zeldafans May 11, 2021

Baton Rouge

The shithole of Louisiana. I don't recommend coming here for vacation or anything in general. This place gon make ur heart explode just a minute in.

Some guy: "Hey man where you goin?"

Other guy: "Baton Rouge, why?"

Some guy: "Dude don't go there your hearts gonna explode a minute in!!"

by Certified Bossier Boy November 17, 2022