Bardsley

Bardsley is the ultimate pussy slayer. Watch out because he will steal your girl and eat her out for hours. all the girls want Bardsley's goods if you know what I mean. Bardsley has a unique sense of style that says "i will fuck your girl for hours WHILE her parents are home". Bardsley is also very good at academics, he excels in all subjects as well as his favorite hobby: pussy eating. Another activity a Bardsley loves is mountain biking. He whips around the trails riding his bike like he rides your mom with his 10 inch shlong. Watch out for my guy Bardlsey because he is one machine of a man, and a good guy too!

That Bardsley guy made my girlfriend walk funny! >:(

I wish Bardsley would give me his signature tongue tornado.

by yeahbroo May 16, 2017

baresque

To go wild with anger.

"He told me he'd forgotten to bring the beer so I went totally baresque!"

by AussieDinkum November 23, 2013

Bares

A lot, a sort of plural of bare
*A long time

*Ive been here for bares

by DaveG217 April 23, 2006

Bargs

Nickname of Andrea Bargnani,first overall pick in the 2007 draft.

Oh,Bargs what a shot!!!!!!!!!

by thechosen21 December 14, 2008

Back baps

The phenomena of a women being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades...

Rachel wore a second bra, back-to-front, to hold her back baps

by Jezabelle August 3, 2006

beezer baps

An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.

Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps

by pio July 2, 2008

baps

Breads which can contain fats such as lard or butter to make the dough tender. Can come in multiple shapes dependent on region. Baps as traditionally made in Scotland are not sweet.

A: Those baps would taste really good with some crisps inside.
B: AHAHAHAH.
A: No, man, I mean the BREAD.
B: Oh. Sorry.

by stop.being.a.perv. January 29, 2009