Barker

OMG it’s Barker! They love each other!
by Socks7364 December 05, 2020
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barker

A person who is 'all bark and no bite'.

Commonly acting threatening, but in reality they are really harmless. They are the complete opposite of a biter.
Jake, can you quit being a barker?
by that ominous guy April 14, 2015
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Steven Barker

A gay from Goole who first started the trend of all gays putting their name on Urban Dictionary as an attempt at humour.
Why would anyone waste space on their Grindr profile with this rubbish, Steven Barker has a lot to answer for.
by PerfumedGal November 24, 2021
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barkers log

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
by photo_journ October 02, 2020
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Barkered

Person 1: Hey John can you help me with work today we've had 3 call ins and itll be a 16 hour shift if you dont
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml
by CallMeDrew September 06, 2017
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barkerize

exaggerate, hyperbolize, embellish when telling a story
Tom would always barkerize his stories to bring in a larger audience.
by barkingupthewrongtree May 12, 2024
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Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.
I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.
by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 01, 2024
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