tang bandit

A guy who gets more sex in a week than you dream of having
in your entire life.
Vinan gets more play than any dude I know, he's a total
tang bandit!
by Gnomercy September 26, 2006
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vag bandit

An unscrupulous young man, for whom, no woman's self-esteem is too low to be exploited, and no lie to big to exploit with, in the name of getting some easy pussy.
Girl: He said he loved me, now he won't call.

Friend: Wake up! I can't believe you've managed to fall for the wile charms of yet another vag bandit.
by Justin O'Connell October 02, 2007
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JuCo Bandit

JuCo Bandits (Junior College Bandits) are high quality baseball players who work hard everyday to improve themselves so that they can transfer to a 4 year school. Typically these players don’t have outstanding power or strength and therefore put a lot of time in the weight-room.

Many D1, D2, D3, and NAIA schools typically look for JuCo Bandit prospects before scouting younger non-commits, because JuCo players have a benchmark expectation of skill.

When they show up to a NCAA locker room, they have tattered batting gloves and irremovable stains on their gear. They’ve had a long road.
“He’s got a cannon and a powerful bat, why don’t we give him an offer?”

“I’d much rather offer a JuCo Bandit with the same skills for 2 years, rather than an unknown senior for 4 years”

“smart thinking”
by ExcelEnrique December 01, 2020
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banana bandit

A man who steals a boyfriend from another man or a woman.

"I hate Steve. I caught him having sex with my boyfriend, Fred. Steve is such a fucking banana bandit."
by deadapostle March 26, 2009
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pussy bandit

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}
1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 27, 2004
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Dookie Bandit

An unknown or mystery person who leaves shit streaks, floaters, or clogged toilets. Dookie Bandits usually has a favorite toilet spot to conduct his/her business. Dookie Bandits make the janitor's job that much more degrading.
The Dookie Bandit left his mark on the toilet bowl again.
by Hectorcaliente October 05, 2011
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Oxygen Bandit

Demeaning description of a human, who is of no use or benefit for our planet and/or society. As do all humans during their lifetime, he/she will always use oxygen to survive, but because of the nature of the human, they will never use this resource in a constructive, positive, or useful manner. Therefore they are deemed as stealing oxygen from earth’s atmosphere, i.e an Oxygen Bandit. Can be used in similar fashion as: scum , pathetic , loser
"Your brother is the biggest loser I know, I he's defiantly a oxygen bandit"

"...no i dont want any cheap smack you oxygen bandit!"
by Alex V November 11, 2004
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