balanchine

a ballet technique that is painful to do and watch. staples of the technique are the alacebesque, extremely strange pirouette preparation, and the infamous claws.

person 1: is that an SAB shirt?
person 2: yes
person 1: die you balanchine demon

by chopstickchild September 7, 2019

perfectly balanced

The way all things should be.

Thanos: “When I’m done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”

by PolitikZWithAZ June 14, 2018

fair and balanced

What you say when whatever you are doing is really not fair or balanced.

Jon: I'll give you a dollar for hoodie, fair and balanced.
Ron: Hell no!

Bill O'Reilly: Fox News. Fair and balanced.
Half the country: Yea!! They took our jerbs! Don't tread on me, towelheads!

by Batmanhimself April 25, 2011

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

A Thanos quote which George Bowes often uses when through how fucking smart he is to realise 20N to the left and 20N to the right are the same

A car is travelling at 20N to the right, 20N thrust is happening behind, George: ‘perfectly balanced as all things should be’

by Puerist Alleynian November 15, 2019

Balanced

Any card in Legends of Runeterra that has "Frostbite" in its description.

But Kiyo, frostbite is absolutely balanced, it only reduces the chosen units attack to zero! That is not even OP! Also, they are all burst spells so they are so interactive!

by blizzardsucks February 4, 2020

Balanced

A sarcastic way to define the MOBA Smite as unbalanced.

"Dude I just got one shotted by Kali this game is so balanced"

by Chebory October 20, 2016

Belancey

A contraction referring to the Lower East Side neighborhood in New York City falling "below Delancey" street. Also called BelDel sometimes.

I've had enough of the East Village; I'm moving to Belancey.

by k1ddo March 28, 2009