A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.
Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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by Haute Pepper September 14, 2011
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noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes
1. vulgar slang
- a term for erectile dysfunction.
noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes
1. vulgar slang
- a term for erectile dysfunction.
by YellowSwordtail July 27, 2017
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A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.
by Dr. Random May 20, 2009
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a very handsome french man
by king of loaf July 25, 2018
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2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them
2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them
kyle: “ this is such a good baguette!”
mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”
mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”
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Get the baguetted mug.A person who serves baguettes in the most supremely delicious form humanly possible (usually named katie). These delightful people are usually a rare find in a mate with awesome tits and great handwriting. Usually all people who experience any Katie Baguettes in a persons lifetime will have bittersweet memories as she come and goes from one journey to the next with her goodies. KB's will be be utterly missed (most importantly their delicious baguettes - which are fresh) and make you wonder if you'll ever just die of old age before you ever get over them
Tom... You know me... I don't normally talk of tits but man these KAtie baguette tits were awesome. I know! And her baguettes were even better!
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