1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
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