Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

by Captain1x January 19, 2011

vadge badger

A tattoo artist who specializes in Vadge Tats or piercings near the Vadge area.

Susan, "Hey Sally what are you doing this weekend?"
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."

by Armegaiddor January 13, 2008

Honey Badger

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.

When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.

by aquilla_sky December 17, 2012

Sea Badger

Elusive Marine Rodent, inhabits the shores of Devon and Cornwall. Hunted by many, caught by few.

I do believe i just saw a Sea Badger Jenkins.

by jimbo January 26, 2005

fat badger

To persire profusely.
To have excessively moist gonads due to heat, humidity or excercise, causing great discomfort.

Bloody hell,
it's hot in here?
i'm sweating like a Fat Badger!

by Daveyboy Snotling January 28, 2007

nesting badger

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face

i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face

by asher boates February 11, 2007

Thats the Badger

Saying to point out someting that is totally correct

*James points out car i was on about without knowing the name*

I reply Thats the Badger

by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005