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The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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Justus Bright

Member of BDE and looks like a young version of Xxxtentacion
Is that Justus Bright
by BDEJustus May 24, 2019
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Bright

The lengest of the leng

The pengest of the peng
The crip of the crop

The creme de la creme

The Oreo merchant
Sam: John you are so bright!
by MrBigBlack November 22, 2021
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Bright Cave

a discord tribe located in the far south east ohio
"Yo have you been to Bright Cave before?"

"im not tryna get murdered cuh"
by BigBoyDeMar October 17, 2022
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bright butts

Another way to say 'Fireflies'
The bright butts are sure bright tonight.
by Kindleyourloveagain November 30, 2020
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bright parking

The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.
Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...
by Talatat March 20, 2011
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bright light fright

Females who use default myspace/facebook pictures with a really bright flash to induce the illusion of being attractive in order to get guys to add them. The bright flash makes their skin tone look even, & hides any unsemetric flaws they may have (ie: acne, pot marks, gingervitas). In some cases it can even make the "fright" appear to be smaller in body class. The word "fright" settles in when you go to see the rest of her pictures.
Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!

Yusuke: What?

Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.

Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.

Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.

Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!
by Ampresandman December 27, 2011
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