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The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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Bright Side

A YouTube channel which posts clickbait videos to gain views only for the viewer to end up watching their ill informed videos consisting of pseudoscience and conspiracy theories.
Bright Side is a YouTube channel which portrays questionable claims.
by UltimateDoge July 9, 2021
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bright parking

The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.
Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...
by Talatat March 20, 2011
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Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
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bright bun

The sexual act of breaking multiple glowsticks apart and rubbing it on your partners anus/buttocks
Im totally going to bright bun claire tonight.
by ttc January 15, 2014
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bright drop

When you get high and eat tinsel off the Christmas tree. The resulting bowel movement is considered a bright drop. Same context if a pet or loved one does the same.
My cat ate the tinsel off the Christmas tree and I have to clean the bright drops from the litter box.
by Bright dropper February 21, 2024
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brighting

Brighting is the process of an open monologue publicly with none or very little interaction to prior contexts of conversations surrounding the person
David has been brighting a lot about his new car at christmas dinner even though.. no one asked
by jacque69 December 16, 2021
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