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blanket condemnation 

The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".
Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.
blanket condemnation by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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Blanket Consent 

Consent given that applies to all situations, present and future. Blanket consent is most commonly given with contracts but it can also be sexual consent. For instance, giving consent for someone to perform certain sexual acts whenever they want without receiving consent again.
It was not rape as I gave blanket consent for sexual intercourse.
Blanket Consent by Shugunou February 10, 2023

blanket master 

A person of unknown gender located in the Thornhill subdivision of Greer, SC and known by thousands. Patrons would enter thru a basement door to find an individual cloaked completely in a blanket with but a mouth sized hole. One would insert their member into the hole as the Blanket Master performed fellatio. Once his padawan had ejaculated his seed into the warm wet blanket hole, the deed was done. No questions, no money, no humility, just Blanket Master.
“Whatever happens in the Blanket Master mouth, stays in the Blanket Master mouth.”

blanket party 

a group of guys (usually) gets together and attacks another guy by throwing a blanket over his head and beating him, usually with a baseball bat
person 1: Joe is such an asshole! We should throw him a blanket party!
blanket party by Welcometothezoo September 3, 2012

blanket e-mail

A general e-mail on a particular subject sent out to a mass audience.

For example a clothes store sending out the same email about a sale out to all of the customers they have stored within their database.
*Company* sent a blanket e-mail to all of their customers today advertising the fact they have an in-store sale on at the moment
blanket e-mail by matt11p June 20, 2016

Blanket Bro 

A person who copes with loneliness by spooning/cuddling with blankets.
Tyler Wyrick needs to get a girlfriend so he can stop being such a blanket bro.
Blanket Bro by ImitableAnimal October 17, 2014

blanket fuck 

Covering someone in a blanket (preferably one with dick-sized holes) and then proceeding to fornicate with them through the blanket. waaaahoooo.
BillyBang: Yo, girl! Let's blanket fuck!

Judy: COOCOONANNY!!!!
blanket fuck by ryan fearon February 29, 2008