cock blast

when a man pinches the head of his dick just before climax in order to build pressure before releasing the head and flexing his dick to achieve a cum shot with amazing distance.

my girl was laying on the edge of the bed while i stood beside it and fucked her. just be for i came i backed away from the side of the the bed so i might give her a good cock blast. i surprised her when i hit her in the bottom of her chin from five feet away.

man: Here it comes! AAGGHHH

woman: Oooooo i love how your cum spashes off my face when you cock blast me like that!

by hoes broken May 28, 2010

blactor

A contraction of the words "black" and "actor," signifying an actor of African-American descent.

Morgan Freeman is one of the best-used blactors we have in Hollywood.

by de Vries master December 30, 2005

blastoised

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.

man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.

by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006

Pond Blaster

Cumming in the sink

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!

by Here for the funny February 3, 2020

Jim Boner testicle nut blast

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles

When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...

by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017

put me on blast

to talk shit about someone

lil' bitch put me on blast on MTV
"yeah, he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!"
–Eminem

by boom boom b July 26, 2004

Bozant Blast

One Part Captain Morgan, Three Parts Mountain Dew.
Or use Dew as a chaser to C. Mo.
Enjoy.

Dude, do you have any Dew? Cause I got C. Mo and we could make some Bozant Blasts tonight and get hammered."

by Zant May 6, 2008