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happy bitchday 

It's my bestfriend's birthday. Say happy bitchday to her!

Joni Bitchell 

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
Joni Bitchell by gregben August 14, 2022

big booty bitchez 

a hot gal with a great big wolloper
man i love big booty bitchez so much

ICU Bitches 

A cadre of ICU nurses who make it their life’s work to humiliate and ignore visitors’ requests in order to reduce their workload.
Those ICU Bitches are consistently as dramatically passive aggressive as you can possibly imagine.
ICU Bitches by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

sons o' bitches 

Plural form of 'son of a bitch'; a group of people, each one being a son of a bitch
(after a group of people, each being a son of a bitch, wrecked Ted's car)
Ted: That's it- I'm a kick each one a ur asses, ya sons o' bitches!
sons o' bitches by Meadowlark September 2, 2008

Snitches get bitches 

The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.
Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.