Agustina

A chode on a stick

On fridays we eat agustina

by Alfred May 15, 2003

Augustinas

Manly fat ass with huge manly tits.

Look at augustinas tits

by AngryPapaya May 3, 2019

Fabian Augustin

200-year-old filmmaker, big vampire tingz innat 🧛🏿. Titty connoisseur🤱 and fruitloops speaclist🦒, known for his underground racing tournaments where is adopted WHITE son Tob dominate the competition🏎️. Together they're taking over both the NASCAR and Flim industry.

👹 😈🔮vai vraer ar it'rs 'k aesae'r, t'rko 'k var'k taeqo 'g vai klaerso aervlaedokt. Tlo uaerbad avk'ar 't rak kadvrokorv uaerb 🔮😈👹 ~ Fabian Augustin

by That negro22282 October 12, 2020

austined

when you stab someone with a knife right before he knocks you out

did you here? jack austined michael before jack could knock him out.

by Bryan Soberman April 15, 2010

Agustin's dirty

When you put butter into your pets asshole and get an erection. Most of the time you lick it afterwards.

Agustin's dirty is the best intercourse ever.

by Los Rico's September 30, 2015

Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.

Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."

by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009

Augustyne

A mildly attractive, yet extremely flatulent brunette. Every year during the Super Bowl, her and her husband engage in a rusty trombone and a donkey punch beforehand for good measure. Is extremely OCD, and makes sure that all evidence of aforementioned trombones and donkey punches are cleaned up before kickoff.

Dude, the game is on. Don't be an Augustyne.

by Karl Marxist87 February 3, 2013