Asswagon

Someone who is so sexually promiscuous that they've seen as much a$$ as a covered wagon on the Oregon trail. Can be an insult or compliment depending on gender

You know I don't f wit asswagons mAh brotha they not tight my bro.

by Gayl0rd December 31, 2016

assnigga

a variant on the word bitchnigga, it has come to define a homosexual man or a snitch, or both.

Dave: I heard George is a rat.

Lenny: I heard he likes it up the butt.

Jack: Wow, what an assnigga.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

asswipe

An intended mispronunciation of the word to keep the real asswipe off guard...

Hey OZ-WEE-PAY, get a life!!!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

asswipian

someone who is an asswipe

DUDE! your such a asswipian

by the guy in da corner March 2, 2010

asswipe

Someone who acts apathetically to others feelings, particularly around spreading derogatory rumors.

Dude: "Hey, rumor has it that you're a bit of a loose-cannon."
Me: "Rumor has it? Let's take it outside, ASSWIPE." (true story)

by drkull October 29, 2012

asswick

The derogatory nickname given to the airport in London - Gatwick

Dude - "you flying out of Heathrow?"
Me - "nah, asswick, Heathrow is for fagrags

by Rodallegabombs December 30, 2016

AssLighting

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.

I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.

by Musbdax August 25, 2021