ASSBAND

WORD USED TO DESCRIBE YOUR HUSBAND WHEN HE'S ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

" I GOTTA GO MY ASSBAND IS CALLING ME AGAIN"

"SO, WHERE'S THAT ASSBAND OF YOURS TONIGHT?"

TRINITY:"WHY CAN'T YOU GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT?"
TABBY:"MY ASSBAND MADE DINNER PLANS WITH HIS BROTHER INSTEAD".

by SHORTSHINE February 4, 2010

Assmac

When your mac'n'cheese ain't cheesey enough.

"Bruh this is some assmac"

by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015

Askman

Someone who repeatedly asks question, annoys others, eager to learn, veracious appetite for knowledge. Is interested in the process of learning and quick to ask for information from others but will also spend time to research additional information so that he /she is well informed and takes pride in sharing his/her knowledge back with others.

God!! He is just asked me what Kozar means he's such an askman. He just keeps asking questions all the time. Tell him to google it!!!!

by Jekyll440 April 2, 2015

Asscano

When someone has explosive poops.

I became an asscano after eating those burritos.

by Volcanicpoops June 14, 2018

Assma

When you meet a girl and think wow she's hot but you wonder how long her looks will last and how she might be looking in 30 yrs time So you make a point of meeting her mum and secretly look her over to get some kind of prediction.

"Julie is so pretty and we get on so well, but I'm worried about her butt, lovely size now but please no bigger. So I went over to meet her mum and although her mum's butt is generous, she's still got great shape and firm cheeks so I'm happy that Julie's got good Assma"

by Aive October 23, 2020

assanology

A person who study different part of a ass or like to eat it

I’m a assanology can I take a look at your ass

by Milo_s September 25, 2020

Assange-Snowden effect

When someone carries out an accusation and is accused of the same fault.

Robert says someone in the other class stole Emma's phone and has been accused of being the thief. There's an Assange-Snowden effect going on here.

by Dr Drivel September 29, 2020