assmer

Something substantially worse than a bummer, but not yet quite a shitshow or a fuckfest. A serious bummer.

A: Have you heard Justin Bieber's new song? It's so great!

B: Oh man, I thought he was dead. What an assmer.

by MartinClunes September 7, 2012

assume

take for granted

When you assume you make an ass out of justin

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

assmen

1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.

Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003

assmehonker

one who pinches ones azz while fucking

shawn ur such an assmehonker!

by brittany and ashley March 5, 2004

ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

Assies

Somebody who plays and talks about their ass in public (mainly with friends)

Seeing whos ass is bigger, spanking

by SLee February 19, 2005