Musical asshat

To sit on someones Head and fart while they are bent over. also see asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

Bill bent over to pickup a quarter so I gave him a musical asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Pearl asshat

When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass.

When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat.

by filthy B. sanchez July 18, 2007

asshat

In the game Dark Age of Camelot, it's when a male toon kills a person and sits on his head. Usually the now dead person had pissed the player off in the past. When a female does it, it's called a "sheep-herder's special".

that's the dude that tried to assjam us, give him an asshat.

by orionslam July 29, 2008

Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.

That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

swamp asshat

An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."

Swamp Asshat:

"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018

Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own

You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it

by Åzüre March 13, 2023