Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Musical asshat

To sit on someones Head and fart while they are bent over. also see asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

Bill bent over to pickup a quarter so I gave him a musical asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Pearl asshat

When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass.

When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat.

by filthy B. sanchez June 20, 2007

asshat

In the game Dark Age of Camelot, it's when a male toon kills a person and sits on his head. Usually the now dead person had pissed the player off in the past. When a female does it, it's called a "sheep-herder's special".

that's the dude that tried to assjam us, give him an asshat.

by orionslam June 08, 2005

Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.

That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

asshat bitch

(Noun) An asshat and a bitch that have combined in such a way to create a terrible human being.

That boy is bitter because he has been given a girl's name which has turned him into an asshat bitch!

by Dan Loggins May 04, 2018

Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own

You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it

by Åzüre March 14, 2023