Assfruit

Some kind of food that you wish you can have and eat but can’t. Is forbidden and makes you feel like crap.

“I can’t have sugar and I drank a soda. Now I feel like crap. Soda is such an assfruit”

by Karenksmith February 6, 2020

asserole

A big crap or load of diarrhea. Mainly occurs soon after eating a big meal and may contain strange combinations of identifiable chunks of food as is with a casserole. Props to Lumpy.

Man, after eating that #1 from Burrito King, I gotta go make an asserole.

by E-cubed December 25, 2008

Assfruit

A peach. a fruit that looks like somebody's bottom

wow, this fruit looks like somebody's behind O_O ewww, disgusting! i'm sure its an Assfruit!

by Superdoodles July 22, 2008

Asserole

What you call a casserole after you ass has been on it.

why does that casserole have an indent in it?

haha, dude that's no casserole... that's an asserole.

by apersonnotarobot July 23, 2009

asstronomy

1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anus bodies and phenomena.

2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.

After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.

"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOU ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.

After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.

by Benny doctor in asstronomy January 4, 2006

ASStroNAUGHTY

A kinky into-science person

Laura: "You know so much about science!"
Bryan: "I'm an ASStroNAUGHTY ;D"
Laura: "Oh, are you now? ;)"

by QannonTheEnglish October 4, 2011

assfole

someone born of an ass

hahaha you stupid assfole

by biggiesmalls101 August 20, 2007