asher my beloved

Asher the beloved!! We love asher<33

Hey !! isnt that asher?? asher my beloved <3 am i right guys ???

by yoyooyoyotototototootototot October 29, 2021

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Get the asher my belovedmug.

Shut up Asher day

September 2nd when everyone tells asher to shut up

Person 1: Asher shut up
Asher: wait why?
Person 1: its shut up Asher day
Asher: oooooooh...

by Oogman August 31, 2021

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Get the Shut up Asher daymug.

Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.

When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.

Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.

Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.

Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.

Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).

Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?

by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022

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