twenty-first appendage

This is a sly reference to and synonym for the penis or cock. For males adding the penis to the 10 fingers and 10 toes makes 21 appendages. Use this if you want to sound intelligent or don't want stupid or younger people to know what you are talking about.

I'm in the process of writing an epic poem about the love between me and my twenty-first appendage.

by Kyle Bravlavski AKA Jewboy December 23, 2010

Appendicited

Appendicited (Verb)

1. The word you use when you have appendicitis and you need to get your appendix removed.

2. When you just had your appendectomy surgery.

Always used in an over dramatic tone

I can’t take the trash out because I’ve been appendicited.

by Gceiufiydo;clgiefwguwefv August 23, 2022

Aspen

The most over-rated and ridiculously expensive ski resort in colorado. Home of the snooty, fur coat, fur boot and leggings wearing yuppies. A place where PETA would have a hay-day. Where everything is ridiculously over priced and even the fast food dollar menu is $1.50. The main attraction of the resort is celebrity-watching and shopping at the designer stores. The only good time to go is during the infamous X-games which brings in normal people who actually ski and snowboard instead of going to look pretty in fur on the mountain. Also a term to describe somebody who is snooty or wearing too much fur.

That woman with her 20 facelifts and breast implants is so aspen.

I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.

by lareila February 8, 2007

Appendixplosion

When your appendix explodes from appendicitus and kills everyone around you.

"Oh did you hear about that suicide bomber in Iraq?"
"no he just had appendicitus and had an appendixplosion"
"ah poor guy"

by Corbs1234 March 28, 2009

Aspen Dental

To take a shit in someone's face unexpectedly and without consent

I woke up to my partner giving me an Aspen Dental, what the fuck

by Queen Buttrix June 21, 2021

aspen

aspen is a small town in colorado that is constentally misjudged by the tourists. they are the animal killers there. this one fur store in aspen has had its windows broken by locals. most of my friends including me are vegetarians and are hippies. so get the idea that aspenites are animal killing snobs.

Me:Hey Morgan lets go skiing on aspen moutian and make fun of the tourists that can't ski and are in ugly fur ski coats and tight pants!
Morgan: Ok! Damn beasts!

by HippieSkiChick August 27, 2007

appendananus

The act of relieving constipation by inserting several lubricated fingers into ones anus.

I was forced to appendananus to relieve the pain associated with my stoppage.

by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005