america 

1) The retarded way to say United States of America
2)A continent consiting of three parts:
North, Central and South America
(but its consider as 1 continent)

People from the USA say they are the americans when in fact anyone living in the continent of AMERICA can say the same thing.

Every other country in the continent AMERICA thinks its retarded that the USA people are widely know as americans

america by yanopapi February 13, 2007

America 

A place where 80% of its population are guaranteed to be fat, stupid, and lazy.

Asking a person from America for help is like asking a monkey relationship advice.

America by a random brit September 29, 2012

america 

the stupid ass "country" i live in. people here cant tell their left from right. "people" here call football "soccer"(rednecks, dont give me that bs that the british created the word soccer! you dont see them calling rugby footbal!!!). speaking of the british, the americans like to make fun of their accent, even though the americans have the most retarded pathetic accent i have ever seen! i also have to go to highschool in this ignorant piece of land. i swear to god, if another ignorant piece of shit student calls me a nazi just because im german, i will beat them so hard i will knock both the fat and the ignorance out of them.

Joe has never heard of the conflict in Yugoslavia, the bloodiest war since WW2. In fact, he has never even heard of Yugoslavia. He must be from america.

America: The country which is the most powerful and thinks the European Union and its members are pussies and will never attacked them. How wrong they will soon find out they are.

Bob cant name a single country that starts with the letter U. He MUST be american.

Bill has tried to play football and after 5 min he quits fustrated because it takes so much time and energy. He is seen two weeks later watching the superbowl calling that a "real" sport and calling "soccer" a pussy sport.

How do you spell america: I-D-I-O-T-S

Typical serious (no joke) american question: How do you dial 9-1-1?

American: mustangs are so cool!
NORMAL HUMAN BEING: so why does that 1977 BMW have more horsepower?
YES AMERICANS THE REST OF THE WORLD MAKES PRODUCTS THAT ARE FAR BETTER QUALITY THAN A PRODUCT THAT SAYS "PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA!".

Americans spend half of their time eating, the other half sleeping..

Americans like to say that they speak english. I like to tell them that they speak american, aka improper english.

American's arguing topic: coke vs. pepsi
European's arguing topic: (boss) should i hire the american or the more intelligent squirrel

america by HAHA3666 February 25, 2010

America 

is a country
1)overpopulated with Noble prize winners
2)yet a big percentage of population are ignorant
3)where I can oggle HOT WHITE BOYS
4)that has the worst ever food
5)some cool colleges along HOT college boys most of them are WHITE
6)disgusting president
7)whose advance is thwarted by useless portion of population mostly composed of blacks and latinos
8)a country where the great races like chinese and japanese get constantly compared to ghetto suckers blacks and latinos
9)where HOT white boys have sex all too often with each other
10)a country with the most number of gay websites in the world

Man, I have a love/hate relationship with america.

America by whatyofucke July 22, 2008

America 

The best place in the world, the culmination of technology, resources, wealth and power. Not only is the world run by such a place, America provides for arrogant or unsuccessful countries like France. It is very well true that many other countries are grand in splendor, such as England, Austrailia, The Norselands, most of Europe (save France) and a great deal of Asia, yet none of these places can put it together and run the show as can America. Many judge such a place by their government and it's government's actions. I see all your bullshit statistics, now here's mine. The percentage of the population of the U.S. government is >.1 % of the whole, with the U.S. civilian, military and merchant populations adding up to a whopping 99.9%. So for all you "Anti-American burning U.S. flags" people, fuck you.



Just letting you know, I think we have too many fatasses, religious nuts, and dumbasses in this country as well. Nothing is 100% good and America is no exception. I just don't see why you crazy bastards can't just hate the obese and stupid and leave the rest of us alone.

"I pledge Allegiance, to the Flag, of The United States of America, and to The Republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, with liberty, and justice for all."

America by Just Your Average February 12, 2007

America 

Common word for USA.

People from USA often mistake themselves for being better than the rest of the world, although the white people in USA were europeans a few hundred years ago, and the black people were africans brought there by the europeans.
The native americans, the indians, were sadly almost terminated by the guns and diseases brought from across the ocean by the europeans.

It would have been cool if the true americans, the indians, still ruled their country instead of the descendants of europeans and africans.

Are you american?

Yeah, but my ancestors lived in china.

America by Mr.Poocaker December 9, 2008

America 

Fucked (as of January 20th, 2016)

Damn. America's fucked.

America by SkinnyPenisOink January 27, 2017