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Amazon Alexa 

Amazon Alexa! Can i jump off a cliff?”
Amazon Alexa by Dungeon Dicks December 6, 2019

Amazon Princess 

Noun

1) One who is constantly receiving boxes from Amazon.com

2) One who is constantly on Amazon updating his/her Wish List in hope of buying something
1) Shantel is a Amazon Princess, she is always receives Amazon boxes.

2) I always catch Mark browsing Amazon.com at work, he is such a Amazon Princess.

Amazon Shopper 

People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days
Friend: it’s been a month where’s my hoodie!
Me: stfu you crazy amazon shopper
Amazon Shopper by Mr.V May 15, 2020

amazon princess 

A woman sooo beautiful with a bosom so ripe that when she farts, sunshine comes out of her ass.

Also a psychologist named Adam.
Damn yo! That bitch farted sunshine she must be an Amazon Princess...or a phychologist named Adam.
amazon princess by porpabean March 7, 2005

Amazon Fire Fighter 

while having sexual intercourse, when one is about to cum, you light your womans pubes on fire, and then procede to put the fire out with your jizz
Amazon Fire Fighter by Big Dick1 September 27, 2009

Amazon Shits

You know you do it. It's when you're at work and shop Amazon while you're taking a dump. This medical condition normally only lasts about 15 minutes or til the bank sends you a confirmation email asking if the purchases charged to your account are legit
Brad was so discouraged by his worn out socks that he came down with the Amazon Shits.
Amazon Shits by Sugar Bear Bill December 3, 2020