I'm Home Alone

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.

Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

by Exo Epic February 21, 2015

leave britney alone

Is used to repel people who harass you, or get on your nerves. Or people who talk at you when you are busy and/or struggling.
Origin: Chris Crocker's youtube video : " Leave Britney alone".

A: Pull yourself together, what are you going to do with your life ?
B: Leave Britney alone, ok... I'm doing my best...

by Lotfi G February 1, 2008

Leaf me alone

The selfconcious act of covering ones chin with a leaf, mic, or hand.

Are you wearing a coat? No its my chin asshole. Leaf me alone.

by AmzingClayater October 10, 2016

leave me alone

a rude way of telling people to give you some space and to not bother.

jake came up to liz and started talking to her when she was in a bad mood and she told him, "shut up dick leave me alone!"

by the most coolest ever December 9, 2008

drinking alone

Something very lonely and sad people do. A person that very badly needs a woman in his life.

I’m drinking alone cause I’m too lazy to date.

by Hitchette October 29, 2017

Leave Britney alone

Etymology: from Chris Crocker's desperate cry to leave Britney coo-coo bird Spears alone, which led to him taking all the heat.
Usage: 1. encouraging someone who is talking bullshit or madness or is being pathetic.
2. saying or promising someone something just to shake him or her off.
3. when having no words to describe what you are doing or have done.

1."yeah, man!! I mean really, leave Britney alone" ;
"not only that, they should also leave Britney alone";

2."sure thing, I'll call you and will have lunch, and leave Britney alone... sure.."

3."what do you mean i haven't done anything all day. I've been leaving Britney alone."

by e-shy April 8, 2008

Home-Alone-BJ

Scaring someone in order to cause them to make the home-alone-face, and quickly inserting one's penis in said Home-alone-face, in such a fashion as to receive fellatio.

Person 1: Did you hear what Alec did?
Person 2: No. What?
Person 1: He pretended to break into his girlfriend's house and scared the shit out of her so he could get a
Home-Alone-BJ.

by Titonya October 24, 2011