einstein's definitions

obes

Old, crusty, obsolete

John Howard is Obes is Obes

by Einstein August 3, 2004

Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".

hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass

by einstein January 4, 2005

bootyhunter

adj. Person who is looking for some chick to bang. Extremely horny and will bang some hot chick the first chance he gets.

That bootyhunter has got his mack on over there.

by Einstein March 20, 2004

Oleg

1. math god ^ inf - 1
2. Gelo
3. Portuguese translation: ice

Oleg is an inspiration to everyone.

by Einstein May 4, 2003

butt mud

Slang for feces.

Wipe your ass so your drawers don't get covered in butt mud.

by Einstein April 30, 2003

ibook

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day

John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!

by Einstein March 17, 2005

apple works

A bad application made by apple that sucks.
A way to tell if a mac user is a complete idiot

Bob: I use apple works
John: Hey Bieber, Bob uses apple works
Bieber: Yeah thats because he is a complete idiot and mac user that doesn't know that he is being ripped off by apple

by Einstein March 18, 2005