Aggressive Inline

Aggressive inline is a denomination of the sport of rollerblading involving stunts, grinds, and jumps. Requires years more practice and skill then just standard rollerblading. Started by Arlo Eisenberg.

"So you like to rollerskate or somethin?"
"Fuck no I do aggressive inline! Bitch"

by UmBraL January 29, 2009

Fat Chick Aggression

In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.

These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor.

Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.

Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.

Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....

Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!

by Darker June 9, 2011

aggro

noun;

1 aggressive behaviour usually in the context of football related disorder.

2 to experience difficulties

abbreviation of aggravation

1 John: "How did you get on at Spurs on Saturday?"

Dave: "We beat them again and had all the usual aggro with the 'Yids' outside."

2 John: "Why don't we just get the bus to Spurs from Finsbury Park"

Dave: "Because every time we do that we get marched down Seven Sisters Road like cunts and get loads of shit off the old bill. Fuck that, I don't need all that aggro."

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Aggressively-Ignorant

(Adjective) - A category of person or organization that goes out of their way to avoid knowing or learning about something so as to avoid responsibility or duty to act.

Usually associated with someone who exhibits either a general lack of intellectural curiosity or just plain burned out in their careers so they don't even try to improve themselves. These individuals are motivated by a strong desire to be the opposite of the "go-to-guy" so as to discourage requests for help or challenging assignments.

Boy that Wally sure is "aggressively-ignorant"- when I asked for help he claimed to never have used the copier before - and he sits right next to it!

by Civilsavant April 23, 2011

Passive Aggressive Beta

Consists of 70% of the Internet, mainly virgins, losers and young adult males. There will be varying degrees.

100% of them will fail shit tests.

The following are traits of a Passive Aggressive Beta:

1. passively resist fulfilling routine social and occupational tasks

2. complain of being misunderstood and unappreciated by others

3. is sullen and argumentative

4. unreasonably criticize and scorn authority

5. express envy and resentment toward those apparently more fortunate

6. voices exaggerated and persistent complaints of personal misfortune

7. alternates between hostile defiance and contrition

Don't be a Passive Aggressive Beta.

"Gaming communities are packed with Passive Aggressive Betas." - rAFC

by afckilla April 22, 2018

Passive aggressive

Confront?

Yes
No
Too scared (X)

So resort to veiled hostility?

Yes (X)
No

Helen: I'm not passive aggressive, John.
John: Could've fooled me, cause you've been ignoring me all day.
Helen: Whatever.

by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021

aggressive passive

A word describing somebody who is uncomfortable being openly amiable and kind, so they give more subtle hints to their goodwill while maintaining a disagreeable exterior. See also.

That man spent the entire meal complaining to me about my service, and then he left me a $5 tip. He's totally aggressive passive.

by m99lc August 8, 2009