ashlee simpson

To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.

Audience Member #1- "What the hell is she doing?! We all know she's not singing..."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

athletic and toned

A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".

I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

by graha259 April 2, 2011

Ashlee Simpson

Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so!

"That Ash Simpson is the human equivilant to shit"

"You're just like Ashlee, you emo poser!"

by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.

If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson

by tess December 31, 2004

ASHLEE SIMPSON

a woman who can;t sing for her life, and can KILL a person by screeching in that way that she does when she sings,yet had really good songs; dancing dumbass

SNL, doing the ashlee simpson hoe-down

by Schergan December 28, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

Unattractive and untalented sister of Jessica Simpson. Wannabe punk. Wears dark clothes, 'punk' t-shirts and ripped jeans. Fucks rich-girl's exes. Has a very large nose.
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II

'I'm such a girly-girl! People think because I sing rock music I don't care about girly things... I LUV goth furniture!'

by Sarah February 21, 2005

Athletic Butt Tap

When one bro exchanges a manly spanking to his fellow bro after a job well done. Does not necessarily need to be in the context of an athletic event. An athletic butt tap can be exchanged for any reason without being seen as homosexual. Athletic butt taps are firm but not overly powerful or aggressive.

Ross: Dude did you just slap my ass?
Chase: No man it was an athletic butt tap.
Ross: Oh okay nice man!

by dthomp July 28, 2011