equal opportunity asshole

Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.

"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."

by radiumbreath January 18, 2010

asshole

Your current boss.

"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."

by Anonymous January 30, 2006

Ashlee

A really sweet and innocent girl who can be a rebel at some points. She loves animals and will be a good friend forever. She has a nice personality and loves everything. She is someone people will always get along with.

Miranda: Have you met that new Ashlee girl?
Erin: Yes, she is so sweet everyone loves her!

by Sassue4 January 14, 2013

generosity asshole

The driver in front of you who stops to let EVERY other driver turn left, right or whatever.

"Sorry I'm late. I was stuck behind a real generosity asshole."

by Pinay #1 September 9, 2011

Narcissistic asshole

Self absorbed asshole.

Upasana Patel is a narcissistic asshole.

by @asoni35 August 17, 2015

asshole naked

The absolute most naked you can be. No clothes no wallet no ride no blanket.....nothing.

That hooker tried to rip me off so I left her asshole naked on the side of the road.

by rws2012s August 24, 2009

asshole academy

Located in Boston, Massachusetts.
Predestined from birth, the future greatest assholes in America are sent here after they graduate high school.
At this school, assholes refine their skills. They learn to mhc (make her cry) and how to be an all around asshole.
At the end of the year, one lucky guy is given the high esteemed title of "Asshole of the Year," thanks to his hard work, skill, and extreme dedication.

-Did you write your paper for Asshole Academy yet?
-Yes. Its all about how I lead this girl on and was a complete asshole to her and then just stopped talking to her, and then hooked up with a guy...
-Damn man. Thats some good asshole work.
-I know—I'm hoping to become "Asshole of the Year."

by The Duckword June 11, 2010