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A wierdo who thinks hes fucking better than everyone and has anger management, he doesnt respect others and doesnt understand social cues. He sits on his chromebook during his classes and has one friend that has autism or something.
Ashers usually jerk off to 2d figures that arent real and he plays fortnite. Ashers usually dont have friends and likes dead ass memes.
girl: Hi asher
Asher: HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIG MAC WHOPPER
Girl dont do that
Asher: Fuck of shitty retarded bitch
Asher by hwag4594 May 3, 2022
a hot daddy who only cares about the popularity of his discord server and doesn't care about the bad things people do/say
person 1: asher is a bad owner of the discord server
person 2: yas
My sexy hot husband not yours😐💖💘💘💞💘
Omg my sexy husband’s name is Asher iannuzzo
Asher by Tiaras husband June 19, 2022
Asher's ass is extremely bulbous and thicc
Asher by DurrPotato June 27, 2022
Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.

When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.

Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.

Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.

Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.

Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Asher by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022
He can be an absolute jerk but simps for girls and he always gets s so n trouble
Thanks kid Asher is a jerk
Asher by The kid from fortnight September 28, 2022