Alabama

A state in the U.S with a shitty education, a population 5.16 million people and like 5 last names among each of them. Rather than a family tree, think of it more like a family wreath. It's also notoriously hard for police to find dental records there since nobody who is from Alabama has teeth. If I had to guess, it's probably because they lick republican boots so hard that they don't even know what food tastes like anymore. Only the tastes of different leathers and rubbers across different manufacturers.

Alabama sucks hard

Alabama by all-hail-cthulhu February 4, 2026

älabama

it´s like alabama but it only applies in a city named ärla. So its when youre related to someone in ärla. So its incest

my son and i a have sex and we live in ärla then someone can tell us that we are älabama

älabama by älabama May 15, 2023

Alabama Appleseed 

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!

Alabama Appleseed by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Alabama pork pie 

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

Alabama pork pie by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

alabama pigroast

When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.

I won the alabama pigroast last week against my buddy Ebenezar.

alabama pigroast by Matt Mugg November 4, 2007

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

Alabama Squeezebox by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023

Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.

As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.

Alabama Sharpie by Duneedon September 4, 2019