Age of Discovery

These words combined are used to fairly describe the period of time when kids start to doubt about the truth behind Santa Claus.

Joey and Martia just hit that, "Age of Discovery"...What can we do but tell 'em?

by Marian luvs '99 December 23, 2008

Age Rage

When a person from a previous generation complains about the shortcomings of the current generation - also known as remembering the "good ole days" that really weren't all that great. Usually accompanied by "Back in my day...", "When I was your age...", or "Kids today..." This is also usually a sign that the rager has forgotten that 1) They were young once and raised hell too, and 2) The current generation is a direct result of methods of raising used by the previous generations.

Donnie: "We don't need no stinkin' sex ed! In my day, we learned about the functions and anatomy of gender. Not how to actually have sex. When I was your age, if I got caught in school kissing my girlfriend, odds are depending on how hot and heavy that kiss was, I would have been at minimum suspended up to expelled."
Erin: "Oh, quit with the age rage, Donnie."

by brawlberry April 17, 2013

age difference

The reason it's illegal to date a 30 year old when you're 13 or be molested by a 30 year old when you're 13. Pretty much self-explanitory, the difference in age between two people.

You're 13 and you're dating a 30 year old?! Isn't there a sleight age difference??

by Tom DeLonge_Lover July 20, 2008

Age Speed Syndrome

The speed at which a person shoud be aging on the inside is either too fast or too slow.

Someone with "Age Speed Syndrome" could be a teenager who already has unknown dishcarge coming from places where there shouldn't be discharge.
Or it could be a teenager who still has fun doing things kids would do.

Age Speed Syndrome could mean a white substance coming out of your armpit at the age of 17 or loving to visit 6th graders at the age of 17.

by LostAdict March 14, 2010

Age Identity Crisis

1) A person who often forgets how old they are, literally

2)Someone who acts or dresses much younger or older than they are

A.I.C. for short. Developed by a girl/woman who married a man 30 years older than her and often found herself not knowing if she should act 20 or 50. She happened to suffer from both forms of A.I.C and consistently forgot her actual age, even when asked by the nurse at Red Cross.

Person 1 "How old are you?"
Person with Age Identity Crisis. "uuuuhhh....????"

Did you see that 50 year old guy with an Ed Hardy T-shirt? He must suffer form A.I.C.

by milf86 April 19, 2010

Age the Cheese

When a uncircumcised male partner allows smegma (cheese) to build up in his foreskin and presses or docks his foreskin to a partners anus to allow them to express flatulence (fart), inflating the foreskin and mixing the flatus with the smegma. The mixture of gasses and smegma creates a stench and alters the smegma in a way the resembles aged cheese - according to those who taste it afterwards.

I ain't bathed in 6 days, baby and you are sounding' mighty gassy. Get over here and pucker your sweet asshole to daddy's uncut pecker so we can age the cheese.. and bring the crackers.

by ipiwtd August 25, 2011

Age of Empires

A fun computer game which requires basic strategy and takes place in the early historica ages.You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion version features more civilizations and new units and technologies.

Age of Empires I/Rise of Rome Expansion-1997

Age of Empires II/Conquerors Expansion-1999

Age of Empires III-2006

by Taxman August 30, 2006