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Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
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Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022
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adopted fortnite costume

Adopted fortnite costume is a derogatory way of saying that you don’t belong, or that you are out of style. It is a very popular phrase in gaming, but don’t get hurt if someone calls you an adopted fortnite costume because the person saying it is typically just as bad as the victim.
“Kid you’re such an adopted fortnite costume!”
by Rainer August 28, 2021
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Adopt me

Adopt me is a role play game where you can get eggs and adopt pets and babies but really it’s full of scammers.
Person 1: i got scammed in adopt me for my Fr bat dragon
by I love birds123 April 14, 2023
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adopted

when you are fatherless and motherless and you are depressed
by HAHAHNOOBS November 10, 2022
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adopter

Person who adopted another person.
Adopter.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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adopter

Person who adopts.
Adopter.
by Jenword May 20, 2023
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