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On October 22 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.
It is October 22 it is give your girlfriend a hoodie day.
by Gianelle October 18, 2019
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National Dress Like a Slut Day

synonyms: Halloween, All Hallow's Eve. An American holiday celebrated on October 31 for which women, particularly of the college-going age, dress like sluts by wearing themed costumes.
See "slutty Halloween costume formula."
My girlfriend bought a great French maid costume for National Dress Like a Slut Day; mini-skirt, fuck-me pumps, and fishnet stockings.
by Ronny teh Pir8 January 21, 2009
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Beat a Weeb Day

Beat a Weeb Day is a very well known holiday worldwide, It's celebrated on January 21st

Beating a Weeb on Beat a Weeb Day is completely legal.
Me: Hey John! look at that weeb let's beat the shit out of him!
John: Good idea, let's beat him up!
Police Officer: Hey! you two stop attacking him!
Me: But Officer, it's Beat a Weeb Day today!
Police Officer: Alright sorry I didn't know it's today, you two have fun beating that weeb.
by AnimeWeebdestroyer69 November 20, 2020
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National Smack A Bitch Day

smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”
Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her

Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣

This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me
by Tasia M. April 15, 2019
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Suck a dick day

"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"

"why?"

"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"
by lolandiooooop October 20, 2019
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slap a hoe day

Why did you slap me? Because it’s slap a hoe day
by Hahhahlol123 October 14, 2019
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Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.
Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.
by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021
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