August 9th

National smack your sister day.

Guy 1: bro did you hear it’s august 9th
Guy 2: damn when I get home imma slap tf out my sister

by Ppdestroyer9000 August 8, 2021

May 9th

Today is for only royalty to be born on. if you are born on this day you deserve anything and everything u want!! And if today is not ur birthday, Sorry peasant, Ily.

Someone born on may 9th: Hey!! can I go to the store and buy anything I want??

Random person:Is ur birthday may 9th??

someone born on may 9th:Mhm!!

random person:Sure ur majesty, Anything for you*Bows*

by . Lilswagxoxo July 11, 2021

November 9th

National watch “Good Boys” day. Invite a bunch of friends to your house and have a Good Boys party!

Person 1: “What do you have going on tonight?”

Person2: “Did you forget? It’s November 9th, I’m having a Good Boys party!”

by Zack227 October 29, 2019

May 9th

May 9th is an epic and adventurous day. What else but National Deeds Day! Otherwise known as N.D.D, National Deeds day is the day where if you have a spouse, (and frankly, even if you don't) you get deeds from them all day long! Hurray N.D.D!

Kaela: Hey Shanna today is our favorite day!
Shanna: What do you mean, Kaela?
Kaela: It's May 9th! Ya know, N.D.D!?
Shanna: OH! National Deeds Day! Wow,I'm psyched!

by kaaaaaaaaaaaaaela May 4, 2009

february 9th

february 9th is national car sex day

friend one: Yeah me and my girlfriend did it in a car last night!
friend two: Oh yeah, is it because it was February 9th?

by bex🤑the dildohead October 13, 2019

July 9th

The day that ruined the rest of my entire life. In the best way possible.

Him: I've liked you since the first day i met you july 9th,2006.

by Riley Taylor March 13, 2008

March 9th

the day that all dicks will be untied in 2020 and they will much between to create a boob

Kelvin- Oh shit March 9th 2020 is exactly next year!
JoshyPoshy- yay so excited when our dicks become boobs! hope its a double Z!!!!

by chickennoodlebonesyummy October 15, 2019