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Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.
My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her
by Crossthread August 4, 2023
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thread nest

A heaping pile of clothes on a bed, chair, or most likely on the floor. The clothes may be a mix of folded and unfolded or completely unfolded and potentially inside-out. Stacks of folded clothes do not constitute a thread nest.
Mom: Check that thread nest for the keys again, would you?

Me: Yeah sure, but I didn't even touch those clothes today.
Dad: Hey I found the keys in my pocket.
by Dr.ed April 12, 2016
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Thread domination

In internet forums, this is where a member creates a thread in which others are little interested, and will often post over and over again, to try to encourage people to respond.

Thread domination is often the work of unpopular trolls.
"If we wanted to suffer from thread domination, we'd read your shitty blog."
by Javert October 22, 2011
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thread end

A dead end in a comments thread. Can apply to any sort of forum where comments are left by users. This can be initiated by an uninvited comment in a thread (thereby disrupting already existing conversation), or a dwindling conversation that neither party knows how to end politely.
Jackie and I were commenting on an old photo of us on Facebook, until Josh interjected with his comment. He led us to a thread end.
by remember to be kind May 6, 2018
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Thread starter

The meaning of thread starter: the one that first brought a specific issue or suggestion to people around.
Jack: A guy says an eighth scale degree is available and it allows for the theoretical 15th chord.

Hal: Basically on a diatonic scale and o need for 15th note, which is in fact the root note.

Bill: But I agree with the thread starter. We have similar situations to what he said.
by Lahabba October 27, 2018
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Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.
Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.
by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009
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sick threads

The juiciest most moist clothing on the entire market
Bro, I gotta get down to Urban Planet and pick me up some sick threads. Holla
by the dawgpounder February 22, 2014
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