zoop

Suck (something up)

Stupid vacuum clearner, just zooping my phone!

by boopboopbap January 06, 2023

zoop

Old Australian slang word referring to someone who is a loser or a poser. Used in wog communities during the 90s and 2000s.

Ibrahim: mate I'm a legend

Hammer: oh yeah? zoop more like it

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

zoop

n. the combination of sperm with semen

v. to ejaculate (usually on someone)

"I heard you zooped all over your gf yesterday."

"That white stuff on your shirt looks like zoop."

by zoopster9000 January 29, 2009

zoop

funny phrase to say when accomplishing a recent goal

i just punched you in the kneecaps
zoop!

by kolin215 March 28, 2009

zoop

a full tongue insertion into the anus after which a good bunging is given. not done under normal human brain conditions.

After a night of hookah, a brief zooping was shared between good friends. A very productive night by most standards.

by WhiteKevin November 02, 2006

zoop

a greeting for online chatting. the correct response is poooz.

dufus: zoop!
dorkus: pooz! you feeling like grabbing a pint?

by drive October 02, 2003

zoop

A very efficient time filler that sounds better and more professional then "ummm" or "like."

Sally wouldn't stop stuttering and kept saying "zoop" it sounded better the um though...

by Megaroo Smith May 07, 2009