zooty

a term used in the song "big poppa" by biggie smalls, when he refers to getting zooty aka smoking the ganja

Yo man roll up that L i wanna get mad zooty

by zooty June 26, 2007

zookeepers delight

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

by curious goerge's keeper February 21, 2011

zookasturbate

A more elaborate word to describe a situation where one is "exasperated", "fed up", "sick of it"

Usually involves animals.

Mr Cain was becoming very zookasturbated as the class began their usual ruckus

by Pippotomous October 26, 2020

Zooked

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

zookh zookh

Zookh Zookh is word frequently used when something bad happens to you.

Chair: *breaks*
Nick: Oh shit, I just got zookh zookhed

by Zooked May 13, 2019

Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016

Zoozi Zak Zooka

A silly kind hearted girl who can kill you by her daily scares. Many torture methods used by her are: tie hitting, sneaking up on someone and stepping on feet. She is an irresponsible student, who usually doesn't do much in class. One you would call and idiot but she is a sweet friend.

Oh look they are such Zoozi Zak Zookas.

by Yaso, hi people March 24, 2019