zook

the process of one smelling so bad that everyone thinks that there is a dumpster coming, or oneself looking so ugly and so alien like that nobody wants to go near them unless they're sending them off to the moon

Basically this word makes no sense at all, so it makes sense in every way you try to use it... you fuckin' zook

1) You fuckin' zook, I want to puke all over your face

2) I zooked the shit out of her last night

by China Doll 69 January 18, 2012

Zook

1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area.

2) Past form: Zooked

Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)

1) I need to zook

2) I just zooked

by Holly18UK November 29, 2006

Zook

The sound you make when you shove a slightly squishy pickle fully up your ass

Make me zook like one of your french girls

by God / The Speaker of truth June 12, 2021

zook

zook - means a joint/spliff

Im gonna light my zook

by mccj001 June 12, 2007

Zook

" a shorter name for Bazooka in the popular worms} series " -also used in some other game titles

" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"

by Jonny November 10, 2003

zooks

interchangeable with bro, man, dude, leo, etc.

très chill

"aii leo!"
"sup zooks?"

by krizN July 22, 2009

Zook

A poncy hairdresser's 4x4.
Short for Suzuki

That Zook's got more accessories than a tart's handbag, and it still couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.

by Sarah W July 27, 2005