hairdresser's car
Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.
hairdresser's car by Karl January 18, 2004
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Hairdresser's syndrome
This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
Hairdresser's syndrome by Big Davie 2 November 28, 2021
Your mom's hairdresser
Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*
Your mom's hairdresser by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
Hairdresser Syndrome
Tears in key neck arteries (espicially the carotid artery which can be fatal), caused by repetitive neck cracking.
Hairdresser Syndrome is very common in salons and is sometimes referred to as 'Beauty Parlor Syndrome'.
Hairdresser Syndrome by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Hairdressers Car
A pejorative used to refer to an entry level sports car that is just cheap enough for the person you're insulting to afford, but not quite cheap enough for you to afford.
Hairdressers Car by Justanotherredoer May 19, 2018
Hairdressery
The act of prying into others affairs, meddlesome. Arousing curiousity and inquisitive questions to investigate the matters of others.
Hairdressery by Hairdresser #1 November 10, 2009
Hairdresser Octopus
That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.
"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
Hairdresser Octopus by CatInTheFishBowl February 1, 2020