Rules of Zombieland

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.

First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more

by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009

zombiehand

Any action performed while half asleep that results in a negative outcome.

I zombiehanded my alarm clock this morning. I tried to set it for an hour later and shut it off instead.

by thx3188 January 8, 2011

zombiemanwarfar

A fat punny who thinks a chongy chongy is a cockroach on a stick

Eeeee your such a zombiemanwarfar

by Rodman seery November 21, 2020

Zombiemater

A tomato infected by a zombie virus.

Hey look at that zombie eating that tomato like its some sort of zombiemater

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

zombiefantazzlerazzle

zombiefantazzlerazzle

(1) adj. Synonymous with 'awsome', but usually carrying a more gory connotation.

"Dude, that movie was so zombiefantazzlerazzle, like when that guy got his head chopped off!"

by DarkHalf129 September 30, 2006

zombiehands

a series of biographical videos depicting the life and times of a group of redneck zombies each with a single skeletal hand

Did you see the new ep of zombiehands?

by adelarge66554321 January 13, 2011