A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.
First 4 rules of zombieland
Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)
and many more
Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)
and many more
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(1) adj. Synonymous with 'awsome', but usually carrying a more gory connotation.
(1) adj. Synonymous with 'awsome', but usually carrying a more gory connotation.
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