ziplocked

Really cool; very airtight. Interchangeable with vacuum sealed
See drafty, mesh, locked

That phone is ziplocked

by Tylerton May 10, 2014

ziplocked

The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finger doesn't smell like ass.

My friend and I were having phone sex last night and he totally ziplocked himself while I was talking to him.

by mandymanjuice October 21, 2008

ziplock fart

when a person farts in a ziplock baggy, and stores it to puff the fart in an others face

dude I am totally going to ziplock fart on you when your not expecting it

by mountainbikingman July 28, 2010

ziplock bag

A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.

Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.

by whackanoodle October 20, 2007

Ziplock Dick

When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.

Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!

by lemonadestand9 December 17, 2016

ziplock nigga

A black person. When locking hiself/herself in a room, masturbates until smells very bad.

woo, that guy's a ziplock nigga

by shamalam brando rossi vanjonab August 04, 2010

Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

by Mlight69 August 25, 2009