Short for Zionist: someone who believes that racist Jews have a right to an apartheid ethnostate. They usually defend the genocide of Palestinians on the grounds that many Jewish people support it, usually erasing people of all faiths refusing to back this terror state.
Naftali Bennett: The Palestinians can't have a state!
Normal, well-adjusted person: Man's a major Zio. They will say and do anything to secure complete Jewish supremacy to the detriment of Muslims and Jews alike. Free Palestine!
The typical roman uncle, the kind of guy you wanna avoid at family gatherings. He's loud, dirty-minded and has a weird sense of humour. Plus, he spams dead memes on the family chat every Sunday after watching As Roma losing the derby. His childhood idol is the famous Italian comedian Enrico Brignano, from which he steals jokes to use at the pub with his mates. He also flexes his modified Fiat Panda, claiming he paid 50k on it (he obviously keeps the radio volume mad loud when driving), though in reality he's broke af. For this reason he still lives with his parents at the young age of 54.
A man that reached the maximum essence of life. He directly speak with god and everyone should follow his words.
He's born in Italy, best country for pear, but is influence is going to expand in every corner of the word. Someone can think to become a zio perista, but the truth is that there is only one original zio perista (the first to say zio pera, our god) and all the others are just his followers.
Every follower is a zio perista with a number attached after, and the number reflect how near is your birthday to the birthday of god.
Oh man, i can't believe I found the ZIO PERISTA, every time he speak I'm listeningthe words of god.
Zio pera i want to meet the ZIO PERISTA, he is my god
I'm a ZIO PERISTA number 34, because I'm born 6 days after the ZIO PERISTA