this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).
bobby: hey, hey dan....
Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!
Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...
Dan: well then fix it
Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting
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Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!
Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...
Dan: well then fix it
Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting
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by fool in the face June 21, 2006
Get the Zangerdoodle mug.Zangetsu is the zanpakutou of Ichigo Kurosaki. In its shikai(initial release)form it looks like a giant cleaver. Its bankai (final release)form is a black katana or nodachi with a handguard in the shape of the manji.The materialized form of Zangetsu appears to be a middle-aged men with middle length black hair wearing black cape.
Ichigo's zanpaktou is Zangetsu.
by Karuya October 1, 2006
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He'll buy your company for absolutely no reason other than pure pettiness, and is behind most major events in the world. All the company rivalries? They're just trying not to be bought by Zangen.
He'll buy your company for absolutely no reason other than pure pettiness, and is behind most major events in the world. All the company rivalries? They're just trying not to be bought by Zangen.
Guy 1: "Bro.. Is that Zangen?!"
Guy 2: "Aw damn, the richest man in the omniverse? Goddamn I wonder who's bloodline he's buying today?"
Guy 1: "Right, I heard the President rents the White House from him.. Mans is too rich for his own good.
Guy 2: "Aw damn, the richest man in the omniverse? Goddamn I wonder who's bloodline he's buying today?"
Guy 1: "Right, I heard the President rents the White House from him.. Mans is too rich for his own good.
by goatshu February 1, 2023
Get the Zangen mug.Past tense combination of "zing" and "singe," where the "zing" involves an insult, which singes (slightly burns) the recipient. Can be pronounced to rhyme with the past tense of "zing" or "singe," just to make it more interesting and to be more consistent (in terms of inconsistency) with so many other words of the English language. Usually, the insult is offered as mild, witty sarcasm or a fascetious comment where the gravity of the insult is relatively minor and the point of zinging it is calculated to achieve only a slight burn.
My daughter really zinged me when she humorously questioned my general ability to be succinct. I have never been more proud!
by texlex61 February 4, 2010
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by GAMINGGOLEM January 13, 2022
Get the Zanedin mug.1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
by Catherine Janeway October 1, 2007
Get the Zaned mug.•The release of built up seamen being sucked out so good that instant unconsciousness occurs.
•When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.
•The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag
•When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.
•The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag
"Bree sucked Eddie's dick so good that when he Zonged he was worried he might go blind"
"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"
"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"
by Breeze.Way December 13, 2016
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