your penis is gay

The ultimate insult

your penis is gay

by ItsNzsty December 08, 2020

Evangelizing your penis

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.

Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...

by birthdayfan March 10, 2012

How big is your penis

Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.

How big is your penis? Read the rules alive.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Sorry about your penis

When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.

Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".

by Broomy3 January 08, 2009

How osty is your penis

The amount of osty your penis is. Typically refered to when someone is mad at another individual.

Dude u fucked my sister? How osty is your penis!

by Dogeater54 February 19, 2019

your penis is hanging out

Another way of saying your nose is out of your mask

Adam: hey Tanya your penis is hanging out!
Tanya: What?!
Tanya: Ohhhhhh my nose haha.

by Obamas pinky toe February 02, 2022

How Big Is Your Penis?

Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.

Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?

by The B Master March 06, 2011