i'll show you a good time

I'll rock your world with sex

Come with me, I'll show you a good time after dinner

by Hajajahdgiebfk May 5, 2018

youareanidiot.org

the original site responsible for the "You are an idiot" popup virus. The virus,however isn't actually a virus. It is merely a java script code and can be eliminated instantly via the windows task manager. However, due to its irritating effect, it is more often viewed as a virus

"Dude! What's wrong with your computer?"
"I went to this site called youareanidiot.org and it put this virus on my computer.

by Tamsy June 21, 2009

hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer

A common phrase spoken by security guards at the end of every conversation.

Hey, catch me later I’ll buy you a beer!

by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018

Do you a solid

(noun phrase) 1. A deed done usually for a close/good friend and understood as a favor; 2. A compacted bowel movement free from any signs of liquification; 3. The production and further application of an impressively hard/erect penis/cock that is both visually and physically quality material and most pleasurable to the recipient.

Bartering on her investment and hoping to get a fair deal, the young lady got in on a sweet deal. She had ended her request with the well worn words, 'Can you do me a solid on that?" The voice on the other line, clearly Nikki's, told her in no uncertain terms, "Little girl, I'm gonna do you a solid, and then I'm gonna double it cause this needs to happen for me for sure. First off, the weight will be there---no worries there. That's your first solid, dig. The other solid, now speak now or forever hold your ankles high. I mean the other solid that'll be coming with the first one is this FUCKIN' rock-hard, totem-pole cock of mine that's practically ripping through my jeans right now at the thoughts of how I'm gonna whoop your ass when I put this cock to you. So dolid's being done for you tonight, twice guaranteed. If you require more...... ask. I'm heading in your direction now, girl".

by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2021

What to do if someone calls you a pussy

Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)

What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy

You: Don't talk about something you can't get.

Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)

by LaxBroBaller June 12, 2016

you a lie

Variation of, "you are a liar" or "quit clowning". Indeginous to the American South, specfically Mississippi.

As Jimbo ends his "Yo Mama" joke ( directed towards Leroy), Leroy counters with, "You a lie."

by millhouse May 7, 2004

Are you a jackoff?

A useful, go-to question for the ages, used in situations when someone’s behavior verges on intolerable.

In my opinion my husband over-utilizes the question, “Are you a jackoff?” when I am attempting to regale him with my UD compositions.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020