Wowch 

When something is aweinspiringly painful sounding. A contraction of the words wow and ouch.

Girl 1: I was at school yesterday, and I fell down 3 flights of stairs, amputated my thumb, and gave birth all at once.

Girl 2: Wowch. That takes talent.

Wowch by kdeming1220 October 26, 2008

Wowch 

A reaction used when somebody does or says something unexpected/insulting. A combination of wow and ouch. Can be extended to Wowwwch when reacting to a really low blow.

Jimmy: I bought all of us a shot! Everyone except you, Brittany.

Brittany: Wowch!

Wowch by Danisue789 April 23, 2021

Woochebag 

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery

That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.

Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

Wooch 

Singer/Producer by the name of Wooch. Psychedelic Alternative R&B storyteller. Wooch takes you on a trip with his dope beats and meaningful lyrics.

"Hey! You heard of Wooch?"

"Oh.. you mean The Amethyst King?"

Wooch by avibetribe April 3, 2020

Wooch Guru 

Someone who has devoted their life to the ways of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Ah ah ah, read chapter 3 of the wooch rulebook!”
“Wow, your such a wooch guru.”

Wooch Guru by Char777 July 8, 2019

Woochology 

The study of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Sorry I can’t play, I have to go to woochology class.”

Woochology by Char777 July 8, 2019

woach 

A low-life, specifically from Plano, Illinois, who likes to get high

Person 1: "Dude, did you see Jacob in the hallway?"
Person 2: " yeah, he's a woach."

woach by MyNameIsKlien April 22, 2017