Woofied

Drugging your dog with sedatives so it can travel on an airplane.

The Delta ticket agent was skeptical fluffy could fly. So, we went full Bill Cosby and woofied her to sleep.

by hew-more-us January 1, 2023

woofys

acronym for Well Off Older Folks

Fred's parents made great financial decisions early in life, causing them to become woofy's. They are currently spending Fred's inheritance, causing Fred to have ballistic coniptions.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Woofy

freakishly obsessed and bitchy with someone one of the same sex

dude what the fuck!! you guys are gettin a little woofy on me?!?

by Freddyboy!! March 3, 2008

woofy

A vagina or pussy that is hairy; unshaved.

Tom: "Dude did you beat that?"

Bob: "No she had a woofy."

by Brent Furgeson June 25, 2007

woofie

A floating poo/crap/faece, found in a body of water ie. pool, surf.

This term was brought into existence by surfers who couldn't be bothered paddling back into shore to go to the toilet.

Damn, that last wave scared the woofies out of me!

Yeah, whatever you dirty woofie!

by AfroDitee January 7, 2004

woofy

Asserting oneself as dominant, superior, or otherwise better than the other.

Yo cracka - you gettin' WOOFY wit me?!

by Phil McCracken January 24, 2005

Woofy

Furry Slang for Wolf. Commonly used by the Furry community, targeting Furries with wolf-based characters.

Furry 1: Aww, aren't you the cutest little woofy ever?!
Furry 2: Yus I is!!! *blushes*

by ArticWoofy December 18, 2011