Woodwinds

Moronic idiots whose lips aren't strong enough to play an awesome brass instrument.

Yeah man, I used to think he was cool. But then I heard he plays a woodwind instrument.

by Crum May 22, 2004

woodwind

A penis fart.

I.e. Wood meaning erection and wind meaning fart.

Guy 1: Ewww.
Did you hear that nasty-ass woodwind I did during algebra?

Guy 2: Fuck yeah man, it smelled like my cock sucked through a blender.

by Senor Anon May 8, 2008

woodwind

porn, porn video etc.

(when your parents are around). Did you enjoy the woodwind the other night?

by brehil October 30, 2008

woodwind section

The section who tends to play the quietest or the loudest. There's no in between. This section involves Flute to Bari Sax. With Reeds,Double reeds and mouth pieces, this group can be powerful or scared. Typically better at sight reading than the brass section combined, and has more solos in sheet music.

Flute Player: Hey, did you hear that oboe player today in class,

Saxophone Player: Heck Yeah! He/She sounded amazing on her solo.

Clarinet Player: But what about that Bari Sax sound??? That was awesome!!!
Oboe/Bassoon Player:WHO STEPPED ON MY REED?!?!?!?!
Band Director: That Woodwind Section sounded awesome on our songs today! They can leave early.

by Creatively..Hexed00 December 13, 2016

Low Brass/Woodwinds

The Section of the band that everyone wishes they were in. The people in it are the coolest band members. The rest suck.

The Low Brass/Woodwinds are like Sex

1.Tuba Players

2.Baritone Sax Players

3.Trombone Players

by DTHSbum11 June 23, 2009

Woodwind

(Slang) A hilariously unfortunate yet majestic term for a penis queef—the rare but mighty expulsion of trapped air from the urethra, often following some, uh… enthusiastic activities. Think of it as nature’s tiny jazz solo, an unexpected toot from the flesh flute.

“Dude, I was with my partner last night, and I legit let out a woodwind. Sounded like a sad oboe.”

by xoxolirpa March 14, 2025

Woodwinds

Trash. Brass ? Also trash.

You kiss wood when playing a woodwind instrument.

1) "A woodwind? Disgusting. Brass rules."
2) "Well, I like the strings.."
3) "Shut up! Woodwinds are the best!)
2) "Just stop.."
pianist) "whats up"

by i did a joke February 26, 2020