woodle

the most immature way to refer to a penis

boys make weewees from their woodle

by 2 camels in a tiny car December 15, 2010

woosless

the state of or being Little Woo (completely useless)working harder at not working than if you just worked normally. Usually late to work from heavy drinking the night before.

All this guy does is show up late and wonder around all day pretending to be busy he's so woosless.

by No Body Cares October 17, 2008

Tyron Woodley

The guy that got knocked out by Jake Paul

The memes of Tyron Woodley getting knocked out are hilarious.

by islamicsoutherner January 10, 2022

wootles

A sarcastic form of the slang word woot. Used deadpan, it can add emphasis to somthing vulgar.

"Hey Mark, I just slept with your mum. Wootles."

by farmboy138 May 1, 2005

Woodletuft

Mostly an expression of sheer and utter immaturity. A way of showing ones affection in an overly obnoxious manner. A pet name of sorts.

I love you woodletuft!

by Panick from myspace March 4, 2007

woodiest

Woodiest is a word created by a French teacher while describing how good France is. She intended it to be the superlative form of 'woody' however it could be heavily misconstrewed...

"Lorraine is one of the woodiest regions of France."

by DashingDexterity April 30, 2015

wookless

Another word for useless and being of 0 help

John- "You can't even turn the TV on. You're wookless"

by ChonyBoii April 3, 2017