Wonker

A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan

by Mib 001 December 19, 2003

Wonker

A boy with a lefty dick who likes eating chocolate

Billy is a right wonker

by Yourmumanddad69 August 10, 2021

Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

by phoreversurf July 29, 2010

Wonker

A wog wanker.

Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.

by hodolee January 31, 2009

Wonkers

a very good word (wonkers)

Friend: Hey I got a new phone
You: Wonkers

by Botane August 1, 2021

wonkers

means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis

1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)

by not conceited June 1, 2006

wonkers

Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"

IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"

by Tanoos November 24, 2004