Winkelspechts are the sexiest beasts alive. They can be easily identified by the cone shaping of the cranium. They are well known to make animal calls when other Winkelspechts are around. These calls are very distinct, they are refered to by many as a combination of a moose and a dove. Winkelspechts will attack on site if provoked. They are provoked easiest by hairy Russians and greasy midgets.
Jimmy was sent to the hospital the other day. He was exploring in dem woods when a wild Winkelspecht suddenly attacked.
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The Wankel rotary engine is far more efficient than the latest hybrid cars, but nobody will buy one because it sounds too much like "wanker".
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