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winkelman
Absurdly large thighs. So big that one has to constantly apply and reapply baby powder before, during, and after any physical activity.
That guy has some winkelmans on him.
Friend: Oh shoot I forgot my ligher!
You: It's all good i'll just take a couple laps around the campsite and get a nice fire going between my winkelmans.
Friend: Oh shoot I forgot my ligher!
You: It's all good i'll just take a couple laps around the campsite and get a nice fire going between my winkelmans.
winkelman by Charles C. Bass February 3, 2014
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Hinkelman
One who posseses a staggering level of sexiness, hotness, n in some serious cases makes woman want to rip his clothes off n do innapropriate things in public with the "hinkelman". Usually of many mixed races,(one race culdnt make all that sexiness), making him amazing at all sports n activities, a huge private area, n an outstanding fighter
I wish i was a hinkelman
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